So today is Teacher's Day. My class had a snack party(pot luck). My contribution to the class was a Packet of Lays chips. And it ws finished within 10mins. Someone brought many packets of Mamee noodle, and me, being greedy as always, kept some of the mamee noodles and hid it in my bag.

Teacher's day concert was quite .. okay. First, there was this guy who sang The Climb by Miley Cyrus, which I think he sang really well. And later, there was the group of prefects who did a short imitation of Thriller by Michael Jackson. Failed. Then, the teachers were invited up to the stage to dance to some music. Seems like teachers also have stage fright.

So after school, me, Jonnathan,benjamin and saywee went to Tao Nan School. I have no idea why saywee went. Anyway, Saywee was such as annoying ass throughout the whole expedition round the school. So the rest of us dumped him at one coner and walked away. The concert for TNS teacher's day celebration was also made of fail. I mean, the "talent show" is not entertaining at all. Tao Nan's Got TALENT? No way.

Mrs Tan, my primary school English teacher, went back to class to dismiss her own class, while the ex-taonanites followed and waited outside the classroom. And then this P6 guy slammed the window right in front of my face while I was talking and looking it.

What utter disrespect! I was extremely appalled by his horrendous,abominable, antagonizing,atrocious, awful, detestable, displeasing, direful, disgraceful, disgusting, disquieting, distressing, dreadful, fearful, formidable, foul, frightful, ghastly, glaring, hateful, heinous, hideous, horrible, horrific, horrifying, loathsome, monstrous, nauseating, odious, offensive, outrageous, repulsive, revolting, scandalous, shameful,sickening, staggering, stupefying, terrible, unspeakable actions!

In my P6 days, Mrs Tan had a weird punishment rule of fining the person $0.50 for each vulgarity/offensive dialect we said. I remember being fined over $6 LOL. However, this year, Mrs Tan didn't practice this techniqe. Reason? Recession. LOL!

I just realised Jonas is still damm white.
Okay, thats the end of my post.

I'm posting about the event 2 days ago, which is 28th August. It was my sister's birthday, so my family went to some restaurant at a hotel called Madarin Oriental (somewhere around the Esplanade). I think it is a six-star hotel or something. So we proceeded to the higher levels, where the restaurant was located.

The building's majestic floors and indegenious design

This is the biggest and longest light I have ever seen.

And I saw the name of the restuarant. Damm imba. "Melt the World Cafe". Wow. Let's see whether I would melt after dining there.

Seats by the windows

Our seats :)

V.I.P Seats. Sorry about the poor quality though.

This is one of the stalls. There's another man in the stall who's cutting slices of beef.

BBQ Area. Order and they will serve you. This place is at the outdoors cause the smoke will choke you to death.


And now, best for last.
THE FOOD.

Yummy.

Anyone wants blue cheese?

HOLY. Fondue fountain.

But since the restaurant was buffet-styled, I couldnt help but stuffed everything in my stomache. I failed to melt.

ANGRY >:(

Before proceeding to read below, I would like to first inform you that I am going to whine about a certain someone throughout the entire post. So after reading it, feel free to scold me for whining/ rage together with me/ start a name-calling competetion/ tell me that I am a lameass for trying to vent my anger on my blog, e.t.c. I'm fine with everything.

Today, Me, Saywee, Benjamin, Ali did a final rehearsal for the Literature Dramatization, because two assholes didn't want to come for our final rehearsal. Oh wait, for Nyaz it was supposed to be his first. Great job. Now you are supposed to act in a play without knowing what the hell it is about and without seeing the script.

Did you know how much inconvenience it caused us? Yeah, the dramatization is really important to almost everyone in the group, since the marks are counted for CA1. So in short, if you screw up, the whole group is more or less screwed. Seriously, just come and rehearse lar. Must really sabotage the entire group is it. I am already sad and dissapointed over my marks over literature exam, but wtf, you not turning up for a single rehearsal(and even discussion) just really screws us up.

You know how worried we were? We thought you would turn up, and we prepared every single piece if the script, and you HAD to ruin it. And then, while we were working our asses off trying to think of ideas to make you fit it, you instead called and didn't want this this this that that that role. You know what? Fuck you. Seriously.

And what was your reason for not turning up for the rehearsal? Go home sleep? Even Ali is responsible enough to come and join our rehearsal. And Jonnathan, you did not really help alot either when you keep complaining about not wanting to be the judge because you had alot of lines. Well, I have alot of lines too, and I'm not complaining. Ali was so nice to accept the role of judge, and he's not complaining either. But well, Jonnathan, I don't really detest and blame you cause, I know you did some parts of the script and did 90% of the geography work.

But for Nyaz, what the hell, no CCA also want skip rehearsal. Saywee skip rehearsal due to training - Fine with me. Jonnathan skip rehearsal due to training - Fine with me too. You, had band practice once and it was all right. But, no CCA also still don't attend? Ali fasting also come. I don't know how you are going to mystically act like some Tom Cruise or Heath Ledger without looking at the freaking script.

How I wish there was something in this assesment called Peer Evaluation. I really don't want to lose my marks just because of a lazy ass. Saves me all the trouble of disscussing, role-playing and even raging on my blog. Although William is irritating, I feel that Nyaz is something more. The guy who managed to start a forest fire among his teamates. No, I'm not happy. If Nyaz thinks that I will laugh in front of his face again, I don't think I will be laughing after this incident.

Indeed, we almost thought of replacing you with Xing Chen. But then, we futher discussed and decided to keep you instead cause we thought you would start attending all our discussions and rehearsals. Yet you didn't want to come cause of your laziness. Even me being horribly sick yesterday, I still discussed and edited the script. I used up two packets of tissue that day due to sneezing, and still showed up for project meetings. But I do not know why you don't even care about attending our meetings. Argh.

I really don't know what to do now. Tomorrow morning is the play, but Nyaz doesn't even know a single thing. To even think he can even remember his lines, it is just crazy. He hasn't even looked the the script we have been planning for 1 and a half weeks. I can't kick you out of the group. I don't think that I can accept the fact that there are an uncountable amount of people just like him and we just can't stop them.

Today, my mother officially banned me from playing computer games of weekdays, even though it is after exams. Champion. I have nothing to say. She expects me to study everday after exams. Darn it! No wonder I didn't do so well for exams! I was supposed to study during the PSLE holidays! Geez, why didn't I think of that?

Feels so weird now. What was supposed to be a joyius occasion of after-exams turned out to be a study period. I am speechless. I can just imagine this scenario.

Friend:Ryan,Dota?

Me: Cannot :(

Friend: Huh why

Me: My mother dont let me play.

Friend: I thought exam over already

Me: LOLOLOL my mother want me study

Friend: wtf

Today was really horrible.

During Maths Class, I forgot to bring my Geomathical Set for lesson despie being reminded by Benjamin at 11.30pm the day before. And then, the teacher asked us to buy a new one from the bookshop. So yea, I had to pay 4.80.

Then, when were using them for class,
William broke his compass.
Gabriel brokes his compass.
Nickson broke his compass.
Zhi Peng broke his compass.
I almost got mine broken when I lended to William. Many others also broke theirs.

So we came down to one conclusion - CHINA. CHINAMADE PRODUCTS.
CHINA MATHEMATICALS SET ARE A PIECE OF SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then me and the Benjamin went to the library to do some Literature stuff. There were 6 members in the group. 3 of 4 had CCA. 1 was MIA. Seriously, SCREW ALL OF YOU. ALL OF YOU.

And to make matters worse, I was sitting next to the window and some Malay/Indian guy from outside pointed the middle finger at me for the reason. Awesome, that totally made my day.

This is interesting, my brother told me about this guy on youtube. His Account name is sonsofmaxwell.

In the spring of 2008, Sons of Maxwell were traveling to Nebraska for a one-week tour and my Taylor guitar was witnessed being thrown by United Airlines baggage handlers in Chicago. I discovered later that the $3500 guitar was severely damaged. They didnt deny the experience occurred but for nine months the various people I communicated with put the responsibility for dealing with the damage on everyone other than themselves and finally said they would do nothing to compensate me for my loss. So I promised the last person to finally say no to compensation (Ms. Irlweg) that I would write and produce three songs about my experience with United Airlines and make videos for each to be viewed online by anyone in the world. United: Song 1 is the first of those songs. United: Song 2 has been written and video production is underway. United: Song 3 is coming. I promise. Follow me at http://twitter.com/DaveCarroll . Video Produced by Curve Productions of Halifax.

First Song


Second Song

Nooooooo!!!!! I don't want to sleep.
I dont want to go CCA. CCA is so boring!
Somore after CCA, still have drums practice.
ARGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't want to do push ups for every single mistake.
I don't want to polish boots.
I don't want to have drills.
I don't want to be pumped for being late.

How I wish this scenario would happen.



Officer: Latecomers! Fall in!

*Falls in*

Officer: Why you late?

Me: Overslept

Officer: KNOCK IT DOWN 30!!

Me: You fuck you bitch.

Oh man. I still have lots of projects not done, not to mention homework.
And wth, I'm predicting an acne breakout on my face.
And I haven't been exercising.
School sucks.
William has improved alot, but nevertheless annoying.
And oh yes, seeing Jun Hong go on a rage is so funny. Joke. Haha.

Oh No! I forgot I still have to do TFU projects (Teach For Understanding). I have no idea why it is name liked that, though I think that someone as Genius as Leonardo Da Vinci or Isaac Newton must have came up with millions of theories and slowly changed it into a brilliant Invention called TFU.

Isn't that funny???? Laugh!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh well, I know its not D:

Today, William finally got punished.
That's what you get after 7 months worth of toture.
Fart enough? Spray enough? Sex talk enough?

Teacher, "Explain why you keep harassing Zhi Peng ....."
*Crickets*
Oh, I forgot I said you couldn't talk 3 posts ago!

Today Saywee lost his chinese notes, and I spend 30 cents photocopying for him. And then I left my own notes under the photocopying machine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 I am so screwed. I need it for tomorrow's exam.

For the past few days,I have been staying back everyday just to go to the library to study. However, today we decided to camp at MosBurger to study instead, cause the Library at Marine Parade was full.

We studied until 6pm (Saywee and benjamin left early cus they were assholes)


I don't know what to blog now. I hate reading the pig book for literature.

Hot Potato Hot Potato

1 = 1{ 1 x [ 1+ 1 - 1 + 1 ( 1 x 1 / 1 x 1 x 1 /1/1) ] }

:(

Today is a bad day.
Woke up early at nine.
Rushed and sat on a cab to Siglap Link.
Paid 12.50
Walked up the staircase of CyberEra.

And then I met a staff over there who didn't let me in "cos i was underage and it was not 6pm".
Crap. Wasted 12.50.

So after that I met a few more VS people and went up again. And Harold was already there playing. What is going on?

So we got chased out again. But Harold is exception, because he's the staff friend. wth.

And because of that I had to go home and rot. :(

3rd august

Just watched the last episode of LanXiongLanDi. And omfg it was the stupidest piece of shit I've ever seen.

LIKE A SOME-BO-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

William, people do have their limits.
Zhi Peng already cried after you harassed him non-stop for almost 6 months.
And you are also pissing me off with you farts and irritating character.
And then you almost made me have asthma after spraying so much deodorant into the air each time you fart.
Is a deodorant an Air Fresherner?
Explains why you used up the whole can in one week.
(Give me your old razer lycosa and it will make up for everything LOL)

New korean boy in my class. damm fierce. I asked him whether he liked Wonder Girls and then he got mad at me. Huh???

Recess: Was talking about Dota with Harold. And then in 3 seconds, 5 Sec 2s surrounded us, asking for a game. Akward. And then they started rattling on how pro they are and and how they wont cheat or something, yet in their minds they were probably thinking "HAHAHHAHA SEC 1 NOOOBS! I OWNZ JOO NUBZ!" . And then they asked for our classes, and harold told them. Before we could agree, we escaped from their request.

So we went back to class, and then the those persisitent Sec 2 boys HAD to asked us for our numbers.

-School went on as normal

After school: Stayed back for ICAS test. Sat beside Harold, Kevin, Mustaqim e.t.c. And when the test was about to finish, Harold prepared staple bullets and lauched it at me while I was still working my ass off trying to do the test. And then he brandished his Kickapoo waterbottle and smacked Kevin while he was still trying to solve a mathematical question.

Went home with Andrew, Nicholas, Patrick and the Sotong Jun Hong. And in the MRT jun hong sat on the priority sit in front of an elderly man. Seems like not only females but also males get pregnant LOL.