Heyo everyone, I'm back after finally getting my lazy ass to blog. Ohwell so recently I received a few requests to preserve my decomposing blog. Great. You guys got me into blogging again.
You guys are so ***** ****** **** ****** ********.

Anyway, for the past few weeks, nothing much have been going on in my life. It's like a daily routine of waking up, play computer and then taking a beauty sleep late at night. Once in a while, I will go to ZhengHao house to freeload his food and use the facilities of his imba nice condo, not to mention play Devil May Cry 4 on his PS3.

My pants are all getting tighter because I'm just too fat, so luckily I managed to find some time to buy some clothes. Finally. But the total price was quite a bomb so I felt really sad :(.

Only today(or more like yesterday, its 2am now), I went out with Hadrian, Harold, Aaron and Wenqiao to watch the michael jackson movie. I almost couldnt wake up and required 3 snoozes of my alarm clock to finally get off from bed. So we first met at Macs at tampinese mall. Macs sucks, so we ate popeye chicken. Then at popeye chicken, I didn't realise that the floor was wet and I slipped and fell on it. Likewtf. Wenqiao was horribly late. Hadrian and Harold started a food fight with their biscuit(which looked more like a bread), and the flying crumbs landed on aarons coke.

Almost after we finished our meals, punctual wenqiao finally arrived and then we left to watch the movie. And then at the cinema ... Surprise! I met my juniour from TNS. And turns out that we were watching the same movie. Who cares anyway.

After being seated in the cinema, stupid harold used up both of the armrest. His elbow kept poking my throughout the movie. GRRRRRRRRRRR. Luckily he changed place soon after that because he wanted to fool around in the cinema and disturb wenqiao. hehe. Oh yea and the movie wasn't so great after all. If you are an average michael jackson fan that only like certain songs of his (like me), you would probably find it a decent show. For those people who still believe or thought that Michael Jackson was never black, the movie will probably bore the hell out of them.

Got home soon after the movie and played computer again. Gosh, I haven't went to the gym for a very long time. Yet my weight seems to be dropping weirdly, probably because I had a severe cough for almost a week.

I really need to sleep now, I don't want to wake up in the afternoon and miss the whole of my morning and breakfast. And I don't know when is the next time I will blog again. Blogging is boring. And yes, I will change my sucksass blog song to something else soon because, by now you guys would have detested it.

Tomorrow's English exam. Why am I still using the computer lol.
Anyway, look at what's become of my Primary 6 class blog.

"Tag and don't spam"
I see it's working.

I really dont know how to study for English, what about doing well for it?
Gosh.

OKay, I think it's time for me to go now. I will blog more after exams.
kthxbye

Heard thay there was an explosion in the mosque opposite my school.
wow.

I need to do work because Friday's my English exam. Bye.

William passed me his Razer Cacharias Headset today. Thanks.
Ms Reny asked me to cut my hair by today.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. This is really getting annoying.

After school, Ms reny rearranged our class seating to the examination seating today. I am sitting at the front row. Awesome, I can finally end my plight of sitting beside William. And front row = Prime seat. Better concentration + No jonnathan + No Neel Girish + No William. Great :D

I have a special hairdresser that cuts my hair, and needs appointment booking. But because Ms Reny didn't allow me to cut during the weekend, I had to cut at some random salon. I predicted that my hair would screw up because they didn't know how to cut my hair properly. And they did screw up. This is just stupid. Now my hair is crazily short. I don't think I have a fringe now. What the fuck.

I am so sad now. How am I to concentrate on my studies with such a screwed up hair. Sian diao.
Somore I lost my Animal Farm book, this is so screwed.

Fine la fine la, I'll stop whining and go do my work.

Assembled in the school hall for morning assembly.
My form teacher came from no where and asked me to cut my hair.
zzzzzzzz.

So I continue to read my book, however after singing the national anthem and pledge and stuff. that teacher came to me again.
"Go see Mr Chia." (Mr chia = discipline master)
"Huh, for what"
"Your hair too long"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
LIKE-A-SOMBODEE F YOU BIC. I HATE YOU!

What a GREAT start to my day.

English lesson: Had a Book Review Test. Word limit : 350 words. I wrote 600+ words.

Chemistry lesson: XINGCHEN HAD TO FART IN FRONT OF MY FACE. ZZZZZZZ.

After school, I was already too tired about the bad school day I have, so I went to Parkway with harold, China, Hadrian and caimin. We ate macs. Zheng Hao damm fierce, eat Mega Mac Upsized Meal still not full, bought another double Cheese burger and eat. And Harold tried stuffing the entire cheese burger into Zheng Hao's mouth, but failing to do so. Instead, he hit his neck and the tomato sauce went all over his neck and collar.

After Macs, me and Harold go eat Ramly burger LOL. Damm nice.
At the same Pasar Malam, there was this funny sign which wrote :
Fish Otah. Best in Pasar Malam.
Hmmmm. Best in Pasar Malam. I wonder how good is that.

Very bored now. I still have one literature testpaper to do. Gosh, Literature sucks. Especially Poetry, so boring and sometimes hard to understand. Can't they just use Michael Jackson's song lyrics as a poem???

Yoyo World Domination plan taking place:

Kekekekeke.

Mrs Rama handed out our summary test today. AND I HAD ACHIEVED AN AWESOME MARK OF 14!!!! upon 25 :(. Oh well, was actually the top few in class.

Today was Science Pratical Assesment. Forgot to bring caculator, eraser and correction tape. Screwed. Screwed. Screwed.

First station(Physics): Vernier Calipers. Was required to take the diameter of the marble at 3 different angles. But the ingenious me somehow managed to pull off a hat trick, getting an imarkable result of 2.4mm (supposed to be 2.4cm). Great. For the next few questions, we had to find the volume and density e.t.c which required the use of the diameter. Okay, fucked up.

Part 2: Caculate the speed of time a ball rolls down the ramp. First needed to set-up the ramp using two rulers. The main idea was to use two rulers and place them side by side, so that there is a gap just smaller than the marble for it to smoothly slight through. I misinterpretated the question and stacked two rulers above one another and attempted to roll the marble down. Fail. The ruler was not wide enough and the marble rolled off the ruler.
Roll
Fail
Roll again
Fail again
Roll again
Fall again
Roll again
Fail again

This went on for 5 minutes. I was like "Wtf is this." Finally, I decided to take a peek at Nyaz and saw how he set up the experiment. And copied his. But again, I didn't read the question properly. I was supposed to release the ball at 18cm, yet I released it from 0cm. Fucked up.

I proceeded to Biology station. And i took along the Marble, causing Patrick to not be able to conduct to Patrick. It only took a yell from him to make me come my sense. Sorry Patrick!

Station 2(Biology): Use a microscope, identify its magnification and draw out the weird, weird ugly cell. Identification fail, I used the wrong specifications in the microscope. When drawing out the cell, I couldn't erase my mistakes because of my MISSING ERASER. GRRRRR. So I had to use the eraser behind my pencil. Pffffffff.

Part 2: Conduct starch test. Easy, but yeah, that's the only one I think I will pass. Foolish me accidentally poured the iodine on my exam script and it turned purple LOL.

Station 3(Chemistry): Mrs Leow marked me down for pointing the test tube at myself while heating. Was suppose to heat certain compunds and identify the appearance. Was really hard, but darn I got marked down.

After that experiment I proceeded to the next station, not knowing that my protective glasses from the previous station was still on. Pissed Patrick yelled at me again.

Part 2: Separation techniques. Didn't know how to fold filter paper, but later managed to. Made a really fatal but ammendable mistake of being stupid during pouring of the different substances. The instructions was : Pour 5 cm(cube) of XX Chemical into 5cm(cube) of XX Chemical. Yet I pour o.5 cm(cube) of both chemicals together. Awesome. Redid the experiment just in time and filtered it. Yay.

Okay, I am going to fail this exams hands down. I COMPLETELY SCREWED UP PHYSICS.

Want to know 20 reasons why I will fail?

1. I screwed up physics.
2. I am dumb
3. I am stupid
4. Mrs Leow marked me down
5. Sabo-ed Patrick
6. I am screwed
7. I am screwed
8. I am screwed
9. I am screwed
10. I am screwed
11. I am screwed
12. I am screwed
13. I am screwed
14. I am screwed
15. I am screwed
16. I am screwed
17. I am screwed
18. I am screwed
19. I am screwed
20. I am screwed

After school, went to White Sands with xc. First when to makan at Kopitiam. Then went into challenger. There was this station where there was an Xbox console for you to play. A few boys(around 5 -7 years old) were playing. Xc just went to them and took it from them, mumbling the words "can I play". Then after some time, he decide to leave, but did something really really mean.

Walk around the place before finally deciding to go home.

Now, i am supposed to be doing an analysis for our poem. But I am still procastinating. I am such a failure. Hehe. Okay, I WILL NOW PIA, CHIONG, MUG, HARDCORE STUDY OR WHATEVER YOU'D LIKE TO CALL IT. If I don't, an ant dies.

Anyway, do you all like to go to other's blogs and insult others? If you do, this is one reason NOT to

First I would like to start off by saying Happy Hari Raya Puasa, or Hari Raya Aidilfitri, or Hari Raya Idul Fitri, to all Indians. Hehe. Break fast (sorry Ali for making you come with us to Macdonalds when you werre fasting) I would also like to say Hari Raya to Domokun, cause he is as black as them.

Exams are delayed by almost two weeks. Oh well, great. But screw it for making burn midnight oil so early.

I don't know how to study for literature. What the hell, go popular no assesments no guides no testpapers. How to study. Re-read the pigbook?

Okay, I go makan now. Will be studying like crazy later. Hehe. Hardcore study. Let's hope my efforts will pay off.

FEELS LIKE INSOMNIA AHHHH-AH!

School was really boring today. Stupid saywee keep asking me to find oral passage for him. In Literature class, we were learning about poetry. Poetry SUCKS. And we already have a poetry assignment, must write a full poem with at least 3 stanzas and do a full analysis on it.
Like a bull-la-shit!

Geography: New teacher was awesome. Trainee teacher is the sucks.

Chinese class: Chinese teacher rebond hair. Terrible rebond. Now she looks like a philipino maid.

There is a new trend in class. It is known as the Yoyo Feitish. This yoyo trend will take the class by stomp, and soon dominate the whole of VS!

To summarise,

1. Spread yoyo in class
2. Spread yoyo in school
3. ??????
4. WORLD DOMINATION!

Introducing, the YoYo clan!
*Claps*

Name:Benjamin Leow
Age: 13?
This guys like playing yoyo while giving nasty faces....

Name: Jing Yi
Age: 13???
This guy is a new member of the Yoyo Clan. Don't underestimate him though. Who knows what he might have sealed inside him.

Name: Xc (The trend starter)
Age: 13++
Tis Guy is teh imba shitz! he pwns newbs!
He can skillfully do 76434535897890783739 tricks at one go! Simply AMAZING!!

Well, few others were in the clan, but they were too shy or the camera.

Name: Soh Jun Hong
Age: 13
He invested almost $160 on Yoyos, which is surprisingly more than food. His words may be big, but his skills are weak! Maybe he bought yoyos so as to join the yoyo clique?

Name: Jonnathan Ong
Age:13+
A good playmate of xc, this guy has probably memorised the whole "Yoyos for dummies" book. Uses alot of $$ on yoyos too.

Now I shall take you guys to the battlefield.

A yoyo freestyle battle in progress.

Just when you thought Yoyos were a dying pastime, you were wrong! I have proven that the yoyo is an uprising trend in 1C, and more have yet to join ... the YOYO clan!

Pfff. Bunch of losers.

After school, me, benjamin and Gabriel went to Mos Burger to study.
SQUEEZY.

We did science workbook and spend 3/4 of the time debating with Gabriel's religeous theory and Benjamins "quantam of physics" law. Cheemenology.

Benjamin left at around 4.30. Me and gabriel decided to take the oppotunity to hardcore-study
till 7pm. Super tiring, but it will pay off sometime :D

That's all. Bye.

ARGHHHH I CAN'T SLEEP.
I am not tired at all.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I am probably gonna wake up at 2pm tomorrow, oh wait, it's TODAY.
Okay, I'm going back to bed to attempt to sleep.
Good night everyone.

Chinese oral today. Was the FIRST one to go up to the teacher and take my examinations. Suck balls man.

Immediately after my oral, I went down to the canteen. There, the cleaner named "Uncle Foo(not fool)" shared with me his words of wisdom! He kept telling me about study and some chinese proverbs. His speeches are so beautifully constructed that they are

Impressive!

Geez, why didn't I think of that?

Impossible! Such geniousity!

So after that in the canteen, I played chess with Dary Gan, that chunk of meat. The game was very intense, but Daryl's friend eventually led him to a glorius victory, while I suffered an embarassing defeat. Though it may be a dark day for me, but my soul will take their veagance!

Went to bedok interchange to makan with Kevin and his soccer CCA friend, then rushed up to the MRT and met China + Szeyuan. China's accent = unbeatable.

Reached home. That marked the end of the day for me :(
Cause go home play computer only T.T

Tomorrow, going to the library with Benjamin,saywee and Gabriel. At 9am. I don't think I can wake up :\
Wednesday - My bro's friends(or you can say my dota kaki) are coming to have a BBQ! I'm so excited!

Came back from school at 3. So after using the com and doing some misc. stuff, I went to sleep at 4. My tuition was at 6, and I needed to leave house at 5pm so as to reach there just on time.

Woke up at 6.Rats, missed my tuition. Went back to sleep again.

Woke up at 8pm. Ate my dinner. Rendang beef, yummy yummy.

So today is Teacher's Day. My class had a snack party(pot luck). My contribution to the class was a Packet of Lays chips. And it ws finished within 10mins. Someone brought many packets of Mamee noodle, and me, being greedy as always, kept some of the mamee noodles and hid it in my bag.

Teacher's day concert was quite .. okay. First, there was this guy who sang The Climb by Miley Cyrus, which I think he sang really well. And later, there was the group of prefects who did a short imitation of Thriller by Michael Jackson. Failed. Then, the teachers were invited up to the stage to dance to some music. Seems like teachers also have stage fright.

So after school, me, Jonnathan,benjamin and saywee went to Tao Nan School. I have no idea why saywee went. Anyway, Saywee was such as annoying ass throughout the whole expedition round the school. So the rest of us dumped him at one coner and walked away. The concert for TNS teacher's day celebration was also made of fail. I mean, the "talent show" is not entertaining at all. Tao Nan's Got TALENT? No way.

Mrs Tan, my primary school English teacher, went back to class to dismiss her own class, while the ex-taonanites followed and waited outside the classroom. And then this P6 guy slammed the window right in front of my face while I was talking and looking it.

What utter disrespect! I was extremely appalled by his horrendous,abominable, antagonizing,atrocious, awful, detestable, displeasing, direful, disgraceful, disgusting, disquieting, distressing, dreadful, fearful, formidable, foul, frightful, ghastly, glaring, hateful, heinous, hideous, horrible, horrific, horrifying, loathsome, monstrous, nauseating, odious, offensive, outrageous, repulsive, revolting, scandalous, shameful,sickening, staggering, stupefying, terrible, unspeakable actions!

In my P6 days, Mrs Tan had a weird punishment rule of fining the person $0.50 for each vulgarity/offensive dialect we said. I remember being fined over $6 LOL. However, this year, Mrs Tan didn't practice this techniqe. Reason? Recession. LOL!

I just realised Jonas is still damm white.
Okay, thats the end of my post.

I'm posting about the event 2 days ago, which is 28th August. It was my sister's birthday, so my family went to some restaurant at a hotel called Madarin Oriental (somewhere around the Esplanade). I think it is a six-star hotel or something. So we proceeded to the higher levels, where the restaurant was located.

The building's majestic floors and indegenious design

This is the biggest and longest light I have ever seen.

And I saw the name of the restuarant. Damm imba. "Melt the World Cafe". Wow. Let's see whether I would melt after dining there.

Seats by the windows

Our seats :)

V.I.P Seats. Sorry about the poor quality though.

This is one of the stalls. There's another man in the stall who's cutting slices of beef.

BBQ Area. Order and they will serve you. This place is at the outdoors cause the smoke will choke you to death.


And now, best for last.
THE FOOD.

Yummy.

Anyone wants blue cheese?

HOLY. Fondue fountain.

But since the restaurant was buffet-styled, I couldnt help but stuffed everything in my stomache. I failed to melt.

ANGRY >:(

Before proceeding to read below, I would like to first inform you that I am going to whine about a certain someone throughout the entire post. So after reading it, feel free to scold me for whining/ rage together with me/ start a name-calling competetion/ tell me that I am a lameass for trying to vent my anger on my blog, e.t.c. I'm fine with everything.

Today, Me, Saywee, Benjamin, Ali did a final rehearsal for the Literature Dramatization, because two assholes didn't want to come for our final rehearsal. Oh wait, for Nyaz it was supposed to be his first. Great job. Now you are supposed to act in a play without knowing what the hell it is about and without seeing the script.

Did you know how much inconvenience it caused us? Yeah, the dramatization is really important to almost everyone in the group, since the marks are counted for CA1. So in short, if you screw up, the whole group is more or less screwed. Seriously, just come and rehearse lar. Must really sabotage the entire group is it. I am already sad and dissapointed over my marks over literature exam, but wtf, you not turning up for a single rehearsal(and even discussion) just really screws us up.

You know how worried we were? We thought you would turn up, and we prepared every single piece if the script, and you HAD to ruin it. And then, while we were working our asses off trying to think of ideas to make you fit it, you instead called and didn't want this this this that that that role. You know what? Fuck you. Seriously.

And what was your reason for not turning up for the rehearsal? Go home sleep? Even Ali is responsible enough to come and join our rehearsal. And Jonnathan, you did not really help alot either when you keep complaining about not wanting to be the judge because you had alot of lines. Well, I have alot of lines too, and I'm not complaining. Ali was so nice to accept the role of judge, and he's not complaining either. But well, Jonnathan, I don't really detest and blame you cause, I know you did some parts of the script and did 90% of the geography work.

But for Nyaz, what the hell, no CCA also want skip rehearsal. Saywee skip rehearsal due to training - Fine with me. Jonnathan skip rehearsal due to training - Fine with me too. You, had band practice once and it was all right. But, no CCA also still don't attend? Ali fasting also come. I don't know how you are going to mystically act like some Tom Cruise or Heath Ledger without looking at the freaking script.

How I wish there was something in this assesment called Peer Evaluation. I really don't want to lose my marks just because of a lazy ass. Saves me all the trouble of disscussing, role-playing and even raging on my blog. Although William is irritating, I feel that Nyaz is something more. The guy who managed to start a forest fire among his teamates. No, I'm not happy. If Nyaz thinks that I will laugh in front of his face again, I don't think I will be laughing after this incident.

Indeed, we almost thought of replacing you with Xing Chen. But then, we futher discussed and decided to keep you instead cause we thought you would start attending all our discussions and rehearsals. Yet you didn't want to come cause of your laziness. Even me being horribly sick yesterday, I still discussed and edited the script. I used up two packets of tissue that day due to sneezing, and still showed up for project meetings. But I do not know why you don't even care about attending our meetings. Argh.

I really don't know what to do now. Tomorrow morning is the play, but Nyaz doesn't even know a single thing. To even think he can even remember his lines, it is just crazy. He hasn't even looked the the script we have been planning for 1 and a half weeks. I can't kick you out of the group. I don't think that I can accept the fact that there are an uncountable amount of people just like him and we just can't stop them.

Today, my mother officially banned me from playing computer games of weekdays, even though it is after exams. Champion. I have nothing to say. She expects me to study everday after exams. Darn it! No wonder I didn't do so well for exams! I was supposed to study during the PSLE holidays! Geez, why didn't I think of that?

Feels so weird now. What was supposed to be a joyius occasion of after-exams turned out to be a study period. I am speechless. I can just imagine this scenario.

Friend:Ryan,Dota?

Me: Cannot :(

Friend: Huh why

Me: My mother dont let me play.

Friend: I thought exam over already

Me: LOLOLOL my mother want me study

Friend: wtf

Today was really horrible.

During Maths Class, I forgot to bring my Geomathical Set for lesson despie being reminded by Benjamin at 11.30pm the day before. And then, the teacher asked us to buy a new one from the bookshop. So yea, I had to pay 4.80.

Then, when were using them for class,
William broke his compass.
Gabriel brokes his compass.
Nickson broke his compass.
Zhi Peng broke his compass.
I almost got mine broken when I lended to William. Many others also broke theirs.

So we came down to one conclusion - CHINA. CHINAMADE PRODUCTS.
CHINA MATHEMATICALS SET ARE A PIECE OF SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then me and the Benjamin went to the library to do some Literature stuff. There were 6 members in the group. 3 of 4 had CCA. 1 was MIA. Seriously, SCREW ALL OF YOU. ALL OF YOU.

And to make matters worse, I was sitting next to the window and some Malay/Indian guy from outside pointed the middle finger at me for the reason. Awesome, that totally made my day.

This is interesting, my brother told me about this guy on youtube. His Account name is sonsofmaxwell.

In the spring of 2008, Sons of Maxwell were traveling to Nebraska for a one-week tour and my Taylor guitar was witnessed being thrown by United Airlines baggage handlers in Chicago. I discovered later that the $3500 guitar was severely damaged. They didnt deny the experience occurred but for nine months the various people I communicated with put the responsibility for dealing with the damage on everyone other than themselves and finally said they would do nothing to compensate me for my loss. So I promised the last person to finally say no to compensation (Ms. Irlweg) that I would write and produce three songs about my experience with United Airlines and make videos for each to be viewed online by anyone in the world. United: Song 1 is the first of those songs. United: Song 2 has been written and video production is underway. United: Song 3 is coming. I promise. Follow me at http://twitter.com/DaveCarroll . Video Produced by Curve Productions of Halifax.

First Song


Second Song